A man walks into a bar and hears piano music. He looks at
the piano and
can't see anyone sitting there, so he walks over and
discovers a foot-tall
man standing on the piano bench playing the tune of Dixie-
Girl. The man
thought that this was strange so he goes over to the
bartender and asks
where the man came from.
"Here," says the bartender, handing the man a
genie lamp, "rub
this."
So the man rubs the lamp and out comes this
genie.
"What do you wish for?" asks the genie.
"A million bucks," the man states, quite sure of
himself.
"Granted." And the genie claps his hands and
disappeared back
into the
lamp.
The man looks around, checks his wallet but can't
find a million
bucks
anywhere. Just that moment, a million ducks fly through
the bar.
Astounded the man says: "Hey! I didn't ask for a million
ducks!"
"Do you think that I asked for a 12 inch
pianist?" replied the
bartender.
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