I asked what the problem was, and he said that when the lady got on there were no seats left, so he offered her his seat. She declined since she was only riding for a short distance. However, while she was standing with her butt right in his face, he noticed her dress was caught up in her crack. He decided to be nice and help her so he pulled it out.

Well, she turned around and wopped him hard enough to turn his lights out!

Then I asked him what he did then?

And Denney said that since she was that rude, he poked the dress right back in there!