The dentist pulls out a Novocaine
needle to give a man a shot so he can
his tooth.
“No way! No needles. I hate needles.”
the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the
nitrous oxide and the man objects,
“I can't do the gas thing. The thought of
having the gas mask on is suffocating
to me!”
The dentist then asks the patient if he
has any objection to taking a pill.
“No objection,” the patient says. “I'm
fine with pills.”
The dentist then returns and
says, “Here's a Viagra tablet.”
The patient says, “Wow! I didn't know
Viagra worked as a pain killer!”
“It doesn't” says the dentist, “but it will
give you something to hold on to when
I pull your tooth.”
Submitted by: Anonymous
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