A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in
the Sahara desert
never having seen a woman. They finally decide to send
one private on
vacation to the nearest town to spend some time with a
woman and tell them
all about it. After a week the private comes back all
happy and relaxed.
The whole company crowds around him waiting to hear of his
great
escapades.
"And on the third day..." he began.
"No! no! start with the first day," Everyone yells out in
chorus.
"And on the third day," the private continues "she asked
me to stop so
she could go to the bathroom..."