A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks
up and notices
the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the
plane.
He is so nervous, and he soon realizes that she is walking
down the aisle
toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he
is anxious to
begin a conversation with her. He asks, "Where are you
flying to today?"
She responds, "To the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in
Chicago."
He is crazed with excitement. Here is a gorgeous
woman sitting next to him,
and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
"And what do you do at this meeting?" he asks.
"Well," she says, "we try to dispel some of the popular
myths about sexuality."
"And what myths are those?" he goes on desperately.
She goes on to explain, "Well, one popular myth is that
African American
men are the most endowed, when in fact, it is the Native
American who owns
this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the French
man is the best
lover, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who make
the best lovers."
"Very interesting...," the man responds.
Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and
blushes. "I'm sorry," she
says, "I feel so awkward discussing this with you when I
don't even know you.
What's your name?"
The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto, Tonto
Goldstein."
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