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A widow had three daughters, whom she got married together. When the daughters were being sent with their husband, Mother told each of her three daughters to write to her about their married life.

On the third day, the mother received a one sentence letter from her elder daughter, which read "Maxwell Coffee". Mother could not understand. When she scanned a magazine, she found the Ad for Maxwell Coffee which said "Satisfaction to the last drop". Mother was happy.

On the Sixth day, the mother received another one sentence letter from her second daughter which read "Rothmans". Having experienced with such messages, the mother found the Ad which read "Life Size, King Size. The mother was happy too.

The mother did not get any letters from her third and pet daughter for almost six weeks. After six tense weeks, she receives an identical one sentence letter which read "British Airways". The mother saw the Ad in a magazine and fainted as it read "Four times a day, seven times a week and both ways".

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