Two older ladies were swimming in the pool at a Miami
hotel. One of
the ladies was about to get out of the pool and the first
lady asked if
she would bring her a cigarette when she came back.
"That's no problem, dear." And pulling a condom from her
halter,
untied the knot and revealed several cigarettes and some
matches.
"That's clever. What do you call it?"
"Why, it's a condom, dear. You can get them at the drug
store."
Later that day, the lady went into the drug store and
asked the
druggest for some condoms. The drugest looked at the
packages of various
quantities and asked the lady what size she wanted.
"Oh, big enough for a king sized Camel!"
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