A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a
farm, his mother
asks if he has done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he
does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks
a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed
the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for
breakfast and his mother
gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I
have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so
you don't get any
eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get
any bacon for a
week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week
you aren't
getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks
the cat as he's
walking into the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and
says, "Are you
going to tell him, or should I?"