97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed. He
says "Doc, I
think I'm impotent." Doctor sits him down and begins the
standard speech
he
gives to senior citizens, about how as the body ages
bodily functions slow
down and it is completely normal to suffer some decrease
in sexual desire.
How the man shouldn't worry or become upset about it, but
should just relax
and things will probably be completely fine and blah blah
blah. Finally
the
doctor asks "When did you first begin to think you were
impotent?"
"Three times last night, and again this morning."