Man goes to Mexico for a vacation.
While walking down the strret he
comes across a man with a donkey
with a sign around his neck. The sign
says, " I will pay anyone $500 who can
make my donkey laugh". The guy
Says, "OK I'll give it a try".
He takes the donkey around the corner
and 1minute later the donkey comes
around the cornes around the corner
laughing.
The guys takes his $500 and oes
about his way.
The next day same guy, same corner,
same donkey, but differnt sign. This
time it says "I'll pay $1000 to anyone
that can make my donkey cry". Once
again the guy takes the donkey around
the corner and a minute later the
donkey comes around the corner
crying. The guy collects his money and
proccedes to walk away.
This time the guy with the donkey runs
after the man. He grabs him and
says, "I have to know how you do it.
Yesterday I had to pay you $500 and
today I had to pay $1000. How did you
do it". The guys replies, " Yesterday I
told your donkey I had a bigger penis
and today I just sowed him".
Submitted by: Jeremy Mitchell
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