One day Pete was complaining to his friend "my elbow
hurts. I better see a
doctor". His friend said "Don't do that. There's a
computer in the drug store
that can diagnose anything. It's quicker and cheaper than
visiting a doctor.
Simply put a urine sample in the machine and it will
diagnose your problem and
tell you what to do about it. It only costs $10.00."
Pete figured he had nothing to lose so he filled a jar
with a urine sample.
He went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he
poured in the sample
and deposited $10.00. The computer started to make a
weird nose and
various lights began to flash. After a brief pause, a
small slip of paper
printed. It said:
You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water,
avoid heavy labor,
it will be better in two weeks.
Later that evening, while thinking how amazing that
computer was, Pete
began to wonder if it could be fooled. He decided to give
it a try.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,
urine samples from
his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masterbated into
the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, poured the sample into the
machine and
deposited $10.00. The machinhe again made the usual noise
and printed out
the following analysis:
Your water is hard,
get a softener.
Your dog has worms,
get him shots.
Your daughter's using cocaine,
get her into a rehab clinic.
Your wife's pregnant,
it's not yours,
get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop jerking off,
Your tennis elbow will never get better!
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