An Eskimo was out for a drive when his car breaks down and
he is forced to
call the Eskimo Automobile Association. The Eskimo stands
in the howling
wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive.
When the mechanic reaches the
broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet
until he appears to
have located the problem. He looks up at the Eskimo and
says, "You've a
blown seal, mate."
To which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No, I haven't.
That's just frost on my moustache."