A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a
bar one evening
and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink except
that gay guy
over there"
about fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give
everyone a drink
except that gay guy over there"
The gay guy asks the bartender for two ice cubes. The
bartender asks
why, and the gay guy says "I am going to put one in each
cheek, go over
there, and cold-cock that big sonofabitch!"