Little Catherine had justed turned five, so her mother
decided to
learn her about the facts of life. So one day Catherine
asked how
babies were made. Her mother then said that to make babies
Catherine's
father must first place his penis in Catherine's mother's
vagina.
"Oh," said Catherine, "last night as I went to the
bathroom you
had daddy's penis in your mouth. Did you make any babies
that
way?"
"No," answered her mother, "that's how mommy gets her
jewelry....."