Jim and Johnny die in a boating accident. Jim goes to
heaven and Johnny
goes to hell. One day Jim looks down at Johnny in hell.
Johnny has a beer
in his hand and a blonde on his lap. Jim gets pissed off,
so he goes to
God and says, "What is this? I think I want to go to
hell. Just look at
my friend down there."
God says, "Look closer. The beer has a hole in the bottom,
and the
blonde doesn't."