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Dirty Jokes: Baking a Cake can be Yummy!

daisy went to the zoo with her parents.
they come across 2 loins having sex. daisy
asked what r they doing? the parents say
umm there baking a cake.then they come
across 2 rhinos having sex. Daisey asked
wat r they doing? the parents respond umm
there baking a cake. then that night daisy
has a bad dream and runs out into the
living room were here parents are having
sex. the next morning daisy asked did u and
dad bake a cake last night? the parents say
ya y? daisy responded because i licked the
frosting off the couch.

Submitted by: dillbear
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