A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where
they made Tickle
Me Elmo dolls. It was Friday and almost quitting time,
and hurriedly the
boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly
explained to her
that she would be stationed on the assembly line just
before the dolls
were packed into boxes and gave her instructions.
On Monday they started up the line; and within twenty
minutes, they had
to shut it down again. Apparently, one worker couldn't
keep up.
The boss went down the line to find the problem. As he
approached the
new lady, she was very busy trying to do her part, but she
had a bunch of
dolls waiting for her.
Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags
containing two
walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
The boss could not control his laughter and said, "
No! I said to give
each doll Two... Test... Tickles!"
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