A lesbian goes for her annual physical. After the ob/gyn
completes the
physical s/he says, "You can get dressed now-- your test
results will be
back
in a few days, but stop by my office and I'll review the
exam I just gave
you."
When the patient gets to the office, the MD says, "Well,
you seem to be in
perfect health--I couldn't find a thing wrong in my exam.
Furthermore, I'd
like to compliment you on your excellent personal hygiene.
I have hundreds
of
patients, and I can't think of a one of them who keeps her
genital area so
clean and fresh."
The patient says, "Well, there's a perfectly good reason
for that--you
see, I
have a woman in at least three times a week."