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An old man and old woman were getting frisky at the retirement home. As the petting got heavier, the old woman thought she should tell the old man about her heart condition. The old woman whispered, "I have acute angina."

The old man, damn near fully deaf, replied, "What?"

A little louder she said, "I have acute angina."

Again he did not hear, "Huh?"

The old woman shouted, "I have acute angina!"

The old man replied, "I sure as hell hope so, those are the ugliest tits I've ever seen!"

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