This old women was feelin some pinchin pains in her "you
know what"
So she went to a doctor and said "I have pains what are
they?"
The doctor said "Honey you've got crabs."
The girl said "How could that be? I'm a virgin."
The doctor repeated "Belive me, you've got crabs."
She went to another doctor and he said that same thing.
However, the third doctor had a different diagnosis. He
said "Honey you don't have crabs, your cherries are
rotten!"