A priest went into the country to pay a visit to a 92 year
old church
member whom he had not seen for many years. She welcomed
him into the
parlor. While she made tea, he looked around and saw a
beautiful oak pump
organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The
bowl was half filled
with water and a condom was floating on top of it.
Astonished and shocked,
he quickly turned away. But after tea, curiosity got the
best of him and he
asked her about it.
"Oh, yes," she said enthusiastically. "While in town last
year I found a
package on the sidewalk. The directions on the back
said 'keep wet and put
on your organ to prevent disease.' And you know, I think
it works. I haven't
had a cold all winter!"
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