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Mrs. Coutier's first grade class was learning about rhyming, and was told to make up a short rhyme. Pierre came up with:

In the pond I make duck calls
I was wet up to my calves.

"Oh Pierre," she said, " you didn't understand at all. 'Calls' doesn't rhyme with 'calves'."

"It's not my fault if there wasn't enough water."

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