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A young woman was leaving her apartment when she noticed her screen door was missing a screw. This was annoying, since the door was now hanging crooked and wouldn't close properly. So, she decided to swing by the local hardware store and buy the needed part.

The hardware store attendant noticed her immediately, and he asked her if she needed any help.

She asks him "Can I get a screw for a screen door?"

The attendant quips "No, but for a blowjob, I'll give you a toaster!"

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