there was a scotish man sitting a
cross from a busty blonde on a train.
he couldnt stop staring at her thighs
because she was wearin a short skirt.
to his delight he notcied she wasnt
wearing any panties. she caught him
staring and said "sir, are staring at my
growler?" he said " yes love im sorry"
and promises to avert his gaze. She
says no thats alright i can make it do
tricks you wana see? he says yes. she
says i can make it wink and to his
amazement the growler winks at him.
she says i can also make it blow a
kiss, to his surprise the growler blows
him a kiss. she pats the seat longside
her and says come sit next to me. so
the scotish man does. she says do u
wanna put a couple fingers in? the
scotish man astonished says, boy
howie! what can it whistle too?!
Submitted by: Anonymous
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