A man set up an appointment with the psychiatrist for a bit
of a strange problem. On his initial consultation, he told
the doctor, "I have the urge to stick my dick in the pickle
slicer at work."
The doctor told him to try to think about
other things, and sent him on his way. Next week, the guy
was back. "Doctor, I really want to stick my dick
in the
pickle slicer, I can't describe how badly I want to!"
Finally the doctor says, "Well, maybe the only way to cure
yourself of this obsession is to just go ahead and
do it.
But be prepared to accept the consequences!"
So a week later
the guy comes back. The doctor asks him, "Well, did you
stick your dick in the pickle slicer?" and to that the guy
replies, "Yeah."
"Well, what happened?" asks the doctor.
The replies, "We both got fired."
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