The president of Chase Manhattan Bank, after being
humiliated by an old
woman, decides he should take a vacation/business trip.
Since the
president has heard about how fun Taipei is, he decides to
visit the
offices there. He books two tickets, one for him and one
for his
secretary.
After his arrival in Taipei, the president receives an
urgent message
from headquarters that the richest man in Taiwan wants to
put all his
money into a Chase Manhattan account. Since the account
would be
quite substantial, the president decides to meet
personally with the
man.
The next day, the president and his secretary go to meet
the Taiwanese
business at a really expensive restaurant. Throughout
the dinner, the
president tries to bring up the subject of opening the
accounts for the
Taiwanese businessman. However, the prospective client
only seems to
be
interested in the president's secretary. After the
dinner, the businessman
asks the secretary to spend the rest of the evening seeing
the sights
in
Taipei with him. Not wishing to offend the prospective
client, the
president
orders his secretary to spend some time with the man. He
tells her
that
she must be diplomatic and under no circumstances is she
to insult the
man by rejecting him outright.
After going to a dance club for a few hours, the
businessman takes the
secretary aside. As he holds her hand and looks her
straight in the
eyes, he tells her that he loves her. Then, he gets on
his knees and
asks her to marry him.
Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However,
she remembers
what her boss told her. Don't reject the guy outright.
So, she tries
to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from wanting
to marry
her.
So, after a few minutes, the woman says to the man "I will
only marry
you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement
ring to be a
75
carat diamond ring, with a matching 200 carat diamond
tiara.
The Taiwanese man pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his
head and says
"No problem!! I buy. I buy."
Realizing that her first condition was too easy, the woman
says to the
man "I want you to build me a 100 room mansion in New
York. As a
vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the
best wine
country in France."
The man pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular
phone, calls some
brokers in New York, then he calls some brokers in
France. He looks at
the woman, nods his head and says "Okay, okay. I build, I
build."
Realizing that she has one last condition, the secretary
knows that
she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to
think and
finally, she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She
squints her
eyes,
looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like
to have sex, I
want the man I marry to have a 12-inch penis."
The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his
hands and
rests his elbows on the table. All the while, he's
muttering something
in Chinese. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the
man shakes
his
head, looking real sad, says to the woman "I cut. I cut."