Tarzan had been living alone in his
jungle kingdom for 30 years with only
apes for company, and suitably
shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a
reporter, came to Africa in search of
this legendary figure.
Deep in the wilds she came to a
clearing and discovered Tarzan
vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak.
She watched in awe for a while.
Finally, overcome by this display of
animal passion Jane came out into
the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass
Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a
big kick in the crotch. In pain she
screamed "What the hell did you do
that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Checking for
Squirrels."
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