A man goes to a tattoo artist and says: "I'd like you to
tattoo a
one-hundred dollar bill onto my dick."
The tattoo artist is surprised:
"Well, that could hurt a lot! Why would you want a 100
dollar bill on your
dick?"
The man answers, "Three reasons:
- I like to watch
my money grow,
- I like to play with my money, and
- next time my wife
wants to blow
a-hundred bucks she won't have to leave the house!"