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A man goes to a tattoo artist and says: "I'd like you to tattoo a one-hundred dollar bill onto my dick."

The tattoo artist is surprised: "Well, that could hurt a lot! Why would you want a 100 dollar bill on your dick?"

The man answers, "Three reasons:

  1. I like to watch my money grow,
  2. I like to play with my money, and
  3. next time my wife wants to blow a-hundred bucks she won't have to leave the house!"

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