The lady detected the condition the general was subject to and shoved the general away from her, stating : "Mr. General, sir, I abhor the thought that a man of such stature cannot extend his respect to a woman by, at least, taming his primal urges."

This embarassed the general so much that he excused himself. He went to the john, and thinking no one was inside, he scolded his tool : "If you don't control yourself, I'll feed you to the dogs!"

Instantly, someone relieving himself in the unit next to him Barked....