The poodle said, "Well, every time I see a car I just want to chase it and one day I got a car in an accident and killed the driver. My owner thought it best to put me down."

All the dogs agreed it was a shame.

The terrier said. "Every time I see the postman, I just want to bite him. The Post Office complained and my owners decided to put me down."

The great dane said, "My owner just got out of the shower and was drying off her legs, and I decided to jump on and have my way with her."

The poodle said, "She putting you down to?"

The dane said, "No, I'm getting my nails trimmed."