Three hillbillies were sittin on the porch. The first
hillbilly said "My wife is so
dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand new washer and
dryer, and we ain't
even got electricity!"
The second hillbilly said "My wife is stupider thaaan
yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we
ain't even got
runnin water!"
The third hillbilly said
"My wife is really dumber, yesterday I was in the kitchen
and I saw her
purse on the table. Everything was spilled out of it and
there was a
bunch of rubbers layin there...and she ain't even got a
dick!"