A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a
spongebath. One of them is washing her "private area"
and notices
that there is a response on the monitor when he
touches her. They
go to her husband and explain what happened, telling
him, "Crazy as
this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the
trick and bring
her out of the coma."
The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that
they'll close
the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try.
The hubby
finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flatlines...
no pulse... no
heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband
is standing
there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she
choked."
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