Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks
Darla: "How do
you spell 'dumb'?"
Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb" The teacher says, "very good,
now use it in
a sentence." She says "Buckwheat is dumb"
Now spell "stupid". Darla says "s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid".
The teacher
says, "very good, now use it in a sentence." Darla
says "Buckwheat is
stupid."
When the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says "Buckwheat,
spell dictate."
Buckwheat stands and says "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate". The
teacher says,
"very good, now use it in a sentence."
Buckwheat: "I may be dumb, and I may be
stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!"