One afternoon, Jim put a frog in his shirt pocket and walked into a local drinking establishment. The cocktail waitress came over and asked him what he would like to drink. After taking his order, the waitress said, "Hey, what's with the frog in your pocket?"

Jim said, "Oh, the frog eats pussy."

The waitress just smiled and got Jim his drink. About 15 minutes later, the waitress came over and asked Jim if she could borrow his frog for a while. Jim said sure, and the waitress hurried off to the back room with the frog. A half hour or so passed, and Jim figured he better go check up on his frog. He walked into the back room to find the waitress lying down on a table in the appropriate position, with the frog in the appropriate place, and everything else quite appropriate (use your imagination).

The waitress said, "Hey mister, this frog doesn't do anything."

Jim said, "Get out of the way frog, now this is the last time I am going to show you how to do this."