A young boy about eleven years old is by the urinal and says, "Gee mister. That's the biggest dick I ever saw!"

The sailor is proud of his tool so he says, "Thanks kid." As he leaves the restroom he places his white hat onto the boys head.

A Marine steps into the restroom and whips out his wanger to take a leak.

The young boy says, "Gee mister that's the biggest dick I ever saw!"

The Marine says, "Thanks kid. Do you want to suck it?"

The boy takes a step back and says "Hey! This ain't my hat!"