Once the husband had settled in, the wife and her Mother started to make the meal. When they heard three taps on the ceiling. The young girl looked at her mother and said What was that?.

The Mother said your Husband wants you to go upstairs and take care of him.

When the girl got upstairs the Husband was taking off his shirt. The young girl was so surprised that she ran downstairs yelling MAMA MAMA What do I do?

"He's a takering off his a shirt." The mother tells the daughter don't worry just be a good a Italian girl and take good care of your husband and everything will be all right.

The girl forgets all about it and goes back to making dinner. A couple of minutes later she heard three more taps on the ceiling. She goes back upstairs and this time, her husband is taking off his pants.

So she runs back downstairs to her mother and asked "What do I do?"

"He's a taking off his a pants." The Mother gives the poor young girl the same advice as before and they go back to making their meal.

Twenty minutes go by and they hear three more taps on the ceilling. The young girl runs back upstairs and this time the Husband is sitting at the end of the bed taking off his socks and on one of his feet she notices that he only has two and a half toes. She runs back down stairs. She yells "MAMA MAMA What do I do? he only has a foot and a half."

The Mother replies "You stay here and I'll go upstairs."